Video: Unboxing My New Crocs With Generative AI

Will buzzy new tech shame me out of trying Crocs? Not a chance.

Dear Friends,

As you know, here at The Crunchwrap, we are all about the latest news, trends, and technology. In our last edition, we introduced something called “audio” to talk about the modern masculinity crisis in America.

This week, we’re deploying “video” to discuss Generative AI and Crocs. Now, at this moment, you’re probably wondering – What in the world is a Croc? Well, I’m happy to help. A Croc is a brand new high-fashion item, a kind of a combination between clog and aqua sock, with the added bonus of being a coquettish nod toward foot fetishists out there. Recent sales of Crocs surpassed $5 billion, fueling by a pandemic-inspired collective giving up.

If you’re still shocked that this newsletter is free, just wait till you see this riveting, extremely high quality video, which I shot vertically as only a true artiste does. (For the best experience, be sure to expand it to full screen by clicking in the top right corner.)

Also, please be sure to respond to the reader poll below this video.

Thanks as always for stopping by!

Love,

Adam