Archive - The Crunchwrap

Two Contradictions That Explain This Moment

Let's look at some data about vibes vs. reality

Sep 6 •

August 2024

About the Kamala-McDonald's Saga

It's hot take time, plus Al Pacino and news from The Popeyes 7-Miler

Aug 31 •

The Moment I Fell for Tim Walz

Betting on someone who bets on people

Aug 7 •

July 2024

Folks, he's running (the NYC Marathon)

I'm lacing up my sneakers for voter access.

Jul 20 •

Unwrapped 001: The Willie Mays Shrine

The power and use of public grief

Jul 11 •

June 2024

Nearly 20% of Americans Have 'Zero Friends'

Announcing 'Unwrapped,' a new Crunchwrap project

Jun 17 •

A Formal Study of Taco Bell's Cheez-It Crunchwrap

Plus say 'Craig Claiborne's chicken salad' five times fast

Jun 8 •

May 2024

The Biggest Reason Americans Eat Fast Food

'Super Size Me' at 20, plus Maxwell and adventures in cabbage

May 28 •

The NY Times Steals Its Content Back from The Crunchwrap

plus Billy Joel beats Taylor Swift in a crucial Flushing poll

May 16 •

Why Kosher and Halal Food in America Is Special

and The Crunchwrap returns!

May 14 •

December 2023

The Crunchwrap's Holiday Gift Guide for Dirtbags

Presents for the glutton slacker slob in your life

Dec 4, 2023 •

November 2023

On Drive-Thrus & Social Isolation

Happy Thanksgiving from The Crunchwrap!

Nov 25, 2023 •

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