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Folks, he's running (the NYC Marathon)
I'm lacing up my sneakers for voter access.
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Adam Chandler
Unwrapped 001: The Willie Mays Shrine
The power and use of public grief
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Adam Chandler

June 2024

Nearly 20% of Americans Have 'Zero Friends'
Announcing 'Unwrapped,' a new Crunchwrap project
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A Formal Study of Taco Bell's Cheez-It Crunchwrap
Plus say 'Craig Claiborne's chicken salad' five times fast
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Adam Chandler

May 2024

The Biggest Reason Americans Eat Fast Food
'Super Size Me' at 20, plus Maxwell and adventures in cabbage
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Adam Chandler
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The NY Times Steals Its Content Back from The Crunchwrap
plus Billy Joel beats Taylor Swift in a crucial Flushing poll
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Adam Chandler
Why Kosher and Halal Food in America Is Special
and The Crunchwrap returns!
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Adam Chandler

December 2023

The Crunchwrap's Holiday Gift Guide for Dirtbags
Presents for the glutton slacker slob in your life
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Adam Chandler

November 2023

On Drive-Thrus & Social Isolation
Happy Thanksgiving from The Crunchwrap!
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Adam Chandler

September 2023

Postcards From Milwaukee
Plus McDonald's in Canada and more Trader Joe's tawk
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Adam Chandler

August 2023

Trader Joe's Might Be My Favorite Scam
+ help weigh in on a timely debate
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Adam Chandler
Can We Talk About Maui for a Sec?
Paradise’s problems are our problems on steroids
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Adam Chandler
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